Karate Kat

One day a fat ass cat was watchn' Kung Fu PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! and da cat wus liek "dets fuking kkooll" the cat took a piss in his kitty litter and got a fuckin' karate suit and fucked up other cats. Buzz Lightyear was the next challenger, and the karate cat fucked him up (buzz's dick is now on the cats wall). The next challegenger was Will Smith. The karate cat bit his rascit face off!!!! The next one was non other dan..... BOWSER!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! Bowser brreathe out his hot ass fuckin' gay fire and it burnedend the stupid dumb ass gay ass dumb ass karate cat!!! The karate cat jumped back and riped his shell off!!!! The cat also riped his sjin off and ate his oragans!!!!! BLLOOOOODDD!!!!! Cat wins. THE END