Cat is hero

cat is here, im gonna die, cat saves me, its a black and white cat, its a cute cat,  the cat puts me in my car, the cat flys away, the cat rapes shrek, the cat kills shrek, the cat takes a piss on shrek's grave, the cat sees woody, the cat kills woody, cat thinks woody is gay, cat thinks im gay, cat bites my dickerd off, cat is my hero