Cat Shaves

Stupid fucking cat. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!! I go take a shit, the stupid fucking cat is in there! "WTF? GTFOUT!!!!!" I take a shit and the cat jumps on the sink with shaving cream and razors. "WTF? GETOFF!!" He starts shaving off his kitty fur, he's a bald cat..... And a stupid fucking cat....

DEH ENDYAH