Woody the Rapest

Wooooooooody! That high mother fucka rapes dem cats in da bathtub. Woody pisses in da bath. Woody got a cat named "ACTS". ACTS bit the shit ouuta his woody (his dick) in da bathtub. Woody got fuggin' mad and stabed the cat and poor blech on it. ACTS pissed on woody and woody got fucking mad and called shrek. Shrek came in the bath and fucked ACTS!!! Woody eats Shrek, Buzz kills woody, Jeff Golbin fucks a dinosaur. THE CATS DIED

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