Gabe Newell's Cat

I was watching a lost episode of MLP and it started out with sweetie bell, apple bloom, and sccoooooootaloooooooo at Valve head quarters. I was like, "WTF? GABE MUST BE IN THIS!!!!". I kept watching and it kept showing the same screen for 23 minutes, then the screen cuts to black... "What a waste of my fucking time", I said.

Then all of a sudden.... I hear a nock on my door. I open it and it was non other than GABE FUCKIN' NEEEEWEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was like, "yo' biatch, you gotta cat I can use?". I was like, "FUCK YEAH GABE, I DO!!!!". I hand him the cat and I said, "It's yours now!!!". He said, "Cool."

He starts petting it. Then he whipes with it.........

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